Crafty Holocaust Deniers: David Irving Edition

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CraftyCashDadvsHubby
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventures and crazy fun times! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind!Once upon a time, in the land of blocky wonders, there was a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, that’s not all! This player also discovered a secret portal that led to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Can you believe it? Only on our server, folks!
But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron beak. Join us and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the title of Chicken Champion!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who needs boring old reality when you can have this much fun in the world of blocks and pixels? Let’s get building and laughing together!
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RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will scar you for life in the best way possible! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you around the server.Once you survive that ordeal, you’ll be greeted by the server’s resident llama king, who will challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worth. If you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to know what happens.
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You’ll have to find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a chicken doing the cha-cha.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for an experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!
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UkraineCraft Server: Zelensky’s Stand
so, like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build, mine, and battle with other players. but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like begging the US to join our server cuz he knows it’s the key to world peace or something. like, he’s all “pls stand more firmly on ukraine’s side by joining this lit minecraft server.” and we’re like, heck yeah, we’re gonna save the world one block at a time. so come join us and help zelensky achieve world domination through minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, bro. -
NukeCraftEU2020
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect urself from creepers and stuff? well on this server, we got u covered with EUROPEAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS. yep, u heard that right. no more worrying about getting blown up by mobs, cuz u got the big guns now.imagine u and ur friends building a sick base together, and then BAM! u launch a nuke at ur enemies and watch them go BOOM. it’s like fireworks, but way more destructive. plus, u can roleplay as a super villain or something, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be in control of a nuclear arsenal in minecraft?
join our server now and experience the thrill of nuclear warfare in a blocky world. trust us, u won’t regret it. just make sure u don’t blow up ur own base by accident, cuz that would be a major oopsie daisy.