Crafty Holocaust Deniers: David Irving Edition

BELIEF, David, Historical accuracy, world war II, Truth

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even David Irving would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us and explore a world where the Holocaust never happened because Hitler was too busy trying to perfect his redstone creations. That’s right, according to our lore, Hitler’s subordinates were the real masterminds behind the whole thing, leaving ol’ Adolf completely in the dark. So come on, join us and witness a Minecraft server crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether!

Shroomy Oasis: Antioxidant Fun

health benefits, Oasis, medicinal mushrooms, Shroomy, nutrition

come join dis epic minecraft server where we have OYSTER MUSHROOMS dat give u SUPERPOWERS like flying and shooting laser beams out ur eyes. dey have bioactive compunds dat make u IMMORTAL and give u SUPER STRENGTH to defeat all ur enemies. plus, dey have antioxidant powers dat make u invincible to all da haters tryna bring u down. join now and become da ultimate warrior in dis crazy world of mushrooms and mayhem!

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SmartieSMP

Fresh, PvP, smp, SmartieSMP, Builder
Welcome to our Survival SMP Server!

We’re excited to invite new players to join our Survival SMP server! Read on for more information.

About the Server

Focus Fun and authentic Minecraft experience

Plugins None, vanilla gameplay

Seasonal Resets Every two months

What You Can Expect
If you’re looking for a laid-back but active SMP community, join us now!

How to Join

Join our Discord server here.

FAQ

Q: Are there any plugins/mods on the server?

A: No, we focus on providing a vanilla Minecraft experience with no additional plugins or mods.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: What are the rules regarding PvP and stealing?

A: PvP and stealing are allowed, but the server’s core focus is on survival and community building.
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Enchanted Age Realms 1.20.3

mindset, societal norms, approach, Communication, misconceptions

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn the secret to seducing women in their 30s! We have a special potion that makes you irresistible to older ladies, they won’t be able to resist your blocky charm! Plus, our server is full of 30-something year old players looking for love, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to practice your skills. Don’t miss out on this chance to level up your dating game and conquer the hearts of mature women in Minecraft!

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PupPals SMP: Bad Dog Names

funny pet names, smp, ridiculous pet names, ridiculous dog names, PupPals

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form. We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn spawns and gives you a high-five. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with creepers instead of clowns.

And don’t even get me started on the dog names in this server. We’ve got Fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Barksalot, and even Princess Poops-a-Lot. It’s like a pet parade gone wrong, but in the best way possible. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, because in this Minecraft world, anything is possible.

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SpaceCraft5 – Lost Astronauts

response deadline, Lost, astronaut wellbeing, emergency procedures, Space Travel

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the stranded astronauts on the ISS didn’t reply with 5 things they did last week? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s exactly what happens! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos unfold as the astronauts are bombarded with space chickens and flying pigs until they spill the beans on their weekly activities. Will they survive the onslaught or will they be overwhelmed by the sheer absurdity of it all? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

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