Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even David Irving would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us and explore a world where the Holocaust never happened because Hitler was too busy trying to perfect his redstone creations. That’s right, according to our lore, Hitler’s subordinates were the real masterminds behind the whole thing, leaving ol’ Adolf completely in the dark. So come on, join us and witness a Minecraft server crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ores Mined: 9140
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival
    Version Java 1.21
    Resets Vote for resets on Discord
    Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 205 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Crops Grown: 8016 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6403 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Farms Harvested: 975
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 8222 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Towns Built: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 446 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7259 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 7079
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5115 Potions Brewed: 178
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1090 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Animals Bred: 125
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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