Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even David Irving would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us and explore a world where the Holocaust never happened because Hitler was too busy trying to perfect his redstone creations. That’s right, according to our lore, Hitler’s subordinates were the real masterminds behind the whole thing, leaving ol’ Adolf completely in the dark. So come on, join us and witness a Minecraft server crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival
    Version Java 1.21
    Resets Vote for resets on Discord
    Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Potions Brewed: 152 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8960
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Mines Excavated: 2692

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Magic Items Found: 8413
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 218
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Zombie Dances: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Animals Bred: 122
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2121
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Emeralds Found: 1402
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4070 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9531
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Potions Brewed: 95
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Enchantments Applied: 218

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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