Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even David Irving would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us and explore a world where the Holocaust never happened because Hitler was too busy trying to perfect his redstone creations. That’s right, according to our lore, Hitler’s subordinates were the real masterminds behind the whole thing, leaving ol’ Adolf completely in the dark. So come on, join us and witness a Minecraft server crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Farms Harvested: 838
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5865

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Towns Built: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Players Killed by Monsters: 8349
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Animals Bred: 196

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 793951 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Zombie Dances: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RedLineCraft

    RedLineCraft
    so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

    we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

    join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1931 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Minecraft
    Server Address 155.94.181.116:25565

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the gameplay like on the server? In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
    What makes the Vanilla server unique? The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
    What can players expect to experience on the server? The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Crops Grown: 9460
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

    NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General
    Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

    Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

    Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Magic Items Found: 2525
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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