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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6153 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6939 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 200 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. We’ve got more hacks than a group of griefers and more glitches than a laggy server. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing on our server since beta and he can’t get enough of the madness.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more updates than Notch himself and more drama than a Minecraft love triangle. Plus, our community is tighter than a piston pushing a block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!