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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	7503	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3331	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Towns Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	1918
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4267	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	5785	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Votes:	4734
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	196335
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	97/300	Votes:	5846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5