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KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Animals Bred:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	137
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Votes:	1848
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Votes:	1410
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Players Killed by Monsters:	105
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Items Found:	6136
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	293	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	127

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1860	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	4375	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Emeralds Found:	5715	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2540	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Potions Brewed:	124
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

The description of the server server “Bixomi” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bixomi.aternos.me:52610

Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

PTSDCraft: No Overreaction!

Boundaries, brothers girlfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional wellbeing, family conflict, family dynamics, mental health, mental health stigma, nose broken, overreaction, parental support, ptsd, PTSDCraft, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from family drama? Look no further, because on our server, there are no broken noses or pesky girlfriends causing fights.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.

So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.

Players:	97/600	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14