Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6561	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	127
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2815
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	1904	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	5692	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Zombie Dances:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	182	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	938023

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	6830
Buildings Constructed:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5230
Dragon Eggs Found:	8078	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.