Crafty Gnomes Server: Where even the little guys are master builders! LOL

Builders, Community, Computer, Crafty, Customization, Desktop, Development, Gnome, GNOMEdaily, Gnomes, guys, interface, linux, lol, Master, open source, operating system, Preferences, reminder, Server, software, Technology, user experience, Users, windows, WORSE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with pesky GNOME users on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have banned all GNOME users for their crimes against Minecraft! Join us and revel in the glory of a GNOME-free environment where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans ruining your day. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of gnomes who have been banished from the surface world and now seek revenge by trolling GNOME users in Minecraft. Join us if you dare and witness the epic battle between gnomes and non-gnomes unfold before your very eyes!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	399001	Runes Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	335	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	632
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Animals Bred:	198	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	7971
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!