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Players: 108/700 Votes: 4973
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
Buildings Constructed: 49 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Star Shards Collected: 227 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5724
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Villages Defended: 9 Alien Abductions: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4233
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Runes Activated: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4624
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 New Chunks Explored: 577218
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5934
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 9815
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5401
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Magic Items Found: 4210 Villages Defended: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5222
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 431
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 364361 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6155
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4346
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 176
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4279 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Animals Bred: 23 Magic Items Found: 7214
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 New Chunks Explored: 646507
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7926
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 6250
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Animals Bred: 92 Farms Harvested: 549
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6312
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Votes: 9221
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1861
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 1065
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 154
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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