Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant rainbow unicorn. True story.

But that’s not all! We have players who have built entire cities made out of cheese, waged wars with chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tamed a pack of wild llamas to do their bidding.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules), then come join us! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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