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WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	136

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	726	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Emeralds Found:	1320	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	3745	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Items Found:	2364	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Votes:	9958
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Farms Harvested:	185
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1940
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ores Mined:	6488

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Star Shards Collected:	99	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	549787	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	6255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchantments Applied:	94
Towns Built:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1