Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Animals Bred:	78
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	90

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	242	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Items Found:	3187
Love Letters Sent:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crops Grown:	4886	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	979857	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2378	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	1085	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	241806
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	1674
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	1875
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	119
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!