Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	940
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Farms Harvested:	333	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7811
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Items Found:	3053	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6563	Mines Excavated:	3535
Ores Mined:	6234	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	125
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2923	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.