Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

ANNOYED, Crafty, CREEPERS, dogshit game, done, done with it, Farties, fed up, Frustration, game over, giving up, goodbye game, had enough, irritated, LAUGH, moving on, not worth it, over it, Quitting, RAGE, thinking, throwing in the towel, video games, Waste of time, Yep..

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

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Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Divine Spears Created:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mines Excavated:	2258
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3042	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	178	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1823	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	175
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9154	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Emeralds Found:	6111	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Animals Bred:	195
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	5659	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	293
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6937
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Void Gems Collected:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com