Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

ANNOYED, Crafty, CREEPERS, dogshit game, done, done with it, Farties, fed up, Frustration, game over, giving up, goodbye game, had enough, irritated, LAUGH, moving on, not worth it, over it, Quitting, RAGE, thinking, throwing in the towel, video games, Waste of time, Yep..

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	129
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	173
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchantments Applied:	248	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	229
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5814	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	130501	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	669
Alien Abductions:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mines Excavated:	3693	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Votes:	9557
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5585	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6477
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8335	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	260271	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

play.infinitemc.net