Crafty Fag SMP Realm | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5796
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mines Excavated:	4797
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Potions Brewed:	179	Ores Mined:	4932
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!