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CryCraft Jams

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	170
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

LostTribeMC Server

Amazon, court battle, environmental justice, indigenous activism, indigenous community, indigenous culture, Indigenous Empowerment, indigenous heritage, indigenous history, indigenous land, indigenous people, indigenous resistance, indigenous rights, indigenous solidarity, indigenous sovereignty, indigenous struggle, land rights, legal victory, lost territory, LostTribeMC, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.

Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

Hamas supporter, jailed, jihad, knife emoji, LOCKED, PIXEL, pm, threat, Tipton

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

No Ignorance, Just Bliss

Awareness, Bliss, Clarity, Consciousness, Discernment, education, enlightenment, ignorance, ignorant, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Open-mindedness, Perception, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	738191
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.

we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.

so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.

Depressed Diners Minecraft

Depressed, depression, depression risk factors, diners, emotional health, emotional well being, fast food, fast food and mental health, fast food and obesity, fast food consumption, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, obesity, obesity and depression, obesity and mental health, obesity-related depression, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8886
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

Central Europe, Citizens, Community, Country, discord server, elections, Epic, Government, Images, in-game campaigning, ip address, java, Minecraft, policies, political parties, realistic simulation, Roleplaying, rules, Sevrer, smp, society, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, achievement, Crafters, Entertainment, Finally bought, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming on the go, gaming system, handheld console, Happy, Investment, long awaited, nintendo switch, Purchase, REWARD, SAVING, Switch, switched, Technology, video games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

Accountability, An, BRIBE, business practices, Competition, Corruption, Decision making, Ethics, industry standards, innovation, Investment, microsoft, millions, Minecraft, MONEY, open source alternative, scandal, smp, Software Development, spend, spend millions, stop developing, Technology, Training, transparency

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Runes Activated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Votes:	3040
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	63
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Players:	100/200	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38