Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6558
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

UnbelievableCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crops Grown:	8677
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5482	Dimension Hops:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Items Found:	5734
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	79	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Zombie Dances:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2050

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9292	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	9768
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dimension Hops:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Animals Bred:	190	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1877	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	265
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	165
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Farms Harvested:	724
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!