TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3823
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	238	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Runes Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	153	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	2746
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

EcoCraft Riverbank Oasis

#sustainability, clean water, conservation, drinking water, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental, filtration system, health, Oasis, public health, Purification, purification process, research, reverse osmosis, Riverbank, riverbank filtration, Sustainable development, sustainable practices, Technology, water management, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

so, like, u know how u thirsty in minecraft and u gotta drink that water but it’s all gross and stuff? well, this server got that fancy riverbank filtration thingy so u can drink that water like a fancy person. and get this, they also got reverse osmosis so that water be even purer than ur mom’s love for u. it’s like drinking liquid gold, but without all the calories. come join this server for the fanciest water u ever drank in minecraft, ur taste buds will thank u.

Star Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, technology adventure Slimefun machines items mechanics experience science magic protections events challenges community economy journey expansions safety fun active balanced, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to Star Craft The definitive server for those seeking fun, technology and adventure in the amazing world of Slimefun!

Explore new possibilities, create advanced machines and discover a multitude of items and mechanics that will turn your experience into Minecraft.

What do we offer?

100% functional slimefun with all expansions! Advanced protections for safety. Daily events and challenges. Active and friendly community. Balanced economy. Join us and board this epic journey, where science and magic meet! Star Craft – Fun never end!

starcraftbeta.enxada.host

New Seikatsu Server

Beginners, complex system, custom elements, economic survival, Economy, New life mackerel, New Seikatsu Server, Plugin, Simple Survival, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

[New life mackerel] ・ Too many plugin … ・ Too many custom elements … ・ Complex system … Easy -to -understand economic survival server for beginners without any of these! If you are looking for a simple survival server, please come to our server!

node2.swdhst.com:2112

TheCrib

Anarchy, Bedrock Port, Community, discord server, Events, Experience, Factions, Features, java, Join, major versions, player experience, quality of life, server ip, smp, Support, Survival, TheCrib, VALUES, versions 1.7, Wiki

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Server Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details:

Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address thecribmc.us.to
2. Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
3. Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.
4. Can I join the server from any version of Minecraft?	The server is available on all major versions of Java, from 1.7 to the latest version.

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3310	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Emeralds Found:	3518	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

atypical habits, atypical rituals, CraftyUnicorns, distinctive rituals, distinctive routines, eccentric activities, idiosyncratic behaviors, individualistic hobbies, offbeat interests, peculiar customs, peculiar hobbies, quirky tendencies, rare activities, rare quirks, singular practices, uncommon behaviors, uncommon hobbies, unconventional pastimes, unique habits, unusual practices, unusual traditions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Star Shards Collected:	172
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crops Grown:	3375

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