Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Uphill Battle Downhill Life

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4448	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runes Activated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

Brain Ageing Accelerator

Accelerator, ageing, Blood flow, Brain, brain ageing, brain function, brain health, brain health exercises, brain health foods, brain health research, brain health supplements, brain health tips, cardiovascular health, cognitive decline, Poor vascular health, vascular health, vascular health exercises, vascular health foods, vascular health research., vascular health supplements, vascular health tips

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

u betta join dis minecraft server cuz if u dont, ur brain gonna age faster dan a banana left out in da sun. we got da craziest builds and da most epic pvp battles u eva seen. plus, our community so lit dat u gonna feel like u part of a family of deranged llamas. so come on, join us and let’s make ur brain cells do da cha cha slide all da way to victory!

What is the IP for Glitch Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Glitch is a digital artist known for his mesmerizing and innovative glitch art creations, which combine elements of technology and aesthetics to push the boundaries of traditional art forms. With a background in graphic design and a passion for experimentation, Glitch has gained a strong following for his unique and captivating work that challenges perceptions of the digital medium. His pieces have been featured in galleries and exhibitions around the world, solidifying his reputation as a trailblazer in the digital art scene.

FunFake | Best Copy of FunTime Minecraft server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Votes:	6001	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

We are a new cool copy of FunTime

Our server provides you with a cool pvp kit with the crusher talisman and the Athena sphere, there is also a free donation case

We have funtime events on our server where you can have fun playing

Why is it worth playing?

We are giving a free kit, you can master the skills of PvP funtime, so that you are not afraid of losing your set on a real server, and the donation will help you understand whether you should buy it

Our server is recruiting for CP

YouTuber

TikToker

Intern (Minecraft)

Moderator (Discord)

We have a good administration, a good team in the future, and free benefits for working on the project

We are waiting for you, full information is in discord

https://discord.com/invite/My2r6sbyTX

mc.funfake.ru

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Chicago, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, land protect, player freedom, PvP, semi anarchy, server performance, Straight.., survival minecraft, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, World Resets

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Server Overview

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Location	Chicago, USA
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP and griefing are permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Are there any world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the founding date in April 1st, 2019.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Minor changes allow greater player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantoms from spawning without moving your bed by eating a cookie.
Are there any plugins that modify the vanilla experience?	No /tpa, /warp, /home commands, no currency, factions, or economic plugins. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Fauna’s Rushia Debut 1.21

Anime, change of direction, Character development, debut, dropped idea, entertainment industry, fanbase, Fauna, Faunas, Gaming, internet culture, Mystery, online persona, Past Life, Rushia, schizo paypigs, speculation, streaming, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, yandere

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Fauna’s debut! We’ve got more twists and turns than Rushia’s yandere persona. You’ll be questioning reality like Fauna dropping her schizo paypig act. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Depths of Illusive Realm, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Gifts of Fleeting Dreams, Ios, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, official trailer, patch notes, Pincer Maneuver Warriors II, Promotion Video, Ragunna Sales Blitz, Rerun Banners, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Rinascita, smp, Somnium Labyrinth, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Timeline, Twitter account, Version 1.4, version 2.0, Waves, weapon banner, When the Night Knocks, windows, wuthering waves, wuwa, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to meet Yinlin and Xiangli Yao, who will either make you surrender or tell you the ultimate truth – it’s a gamble worth taking! Watch out for the upcoming event where all silent souls can sing, because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down. And don’t forget to check out our map, where you can track all the craziness happening in our world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

Affection, aita, arguments, BELIEF, Communication, depression, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Kids, love, Marriage, normal, parents, ptsd, relationships, sticking it out, TEENAGE, Tension, toxic family, Unhappy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your parents’ marriage!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of in-laws. Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP matches, just like your parents fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.

Join now and experience the tension and drama of a marriage on the rocks, but with the added bonus of building your own virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations by building a giant castle or blowing up your enemies with TNT?

Forget about normal marriages, our server is anything but ordinary. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Just remember, griefing is allowed, but family therapy sessions are not included.

CryCraft Jams

bittersweet tracks, CryCraft, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, heartrending songs, Jams, melancholic tracks, melancholy melodies, moving songs, poignant ballads, sad songs, sentimental music, sorrowful melodies, soulful ballads, tear-inducing music, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching tunes, weepy music

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	233	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who sings sad songs that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, join us and get ready to cry tears of laughter on the best Minecraft server ever!

LostTribeMC Server

Amazon, court battle, environmental justice, indigenous activism, indigenous community, indigenous culture, Indigenous Empowerment, indigenous heritage, indigenous history, indigenous land, indigenous people, indigenous resistance, indigenous rights, indigenous solidarity, indigenous sovereignty, indigenous struggle, land rights, legal victory, lost territory, LostTribeMC, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.