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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2359 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!
Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.
So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?