Crafty Dicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	662234	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	8117
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2489	Emeralds Found:	7832

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6438	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	280	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	4210
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6599
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Animals Bred:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Votes:	1512
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	5452
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	3269
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Potions Brewed:	141
Animals Bred:	125	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌