Crafty Devs LOLz

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Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

BlockBinge: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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If you could forget one show just to have the feeling of watching it for the first time again, it would definitely be the epic saga of our Minecraft server! Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and talking trees. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! Join us for a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

Kim’s Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

balloon, Conflict, counteraction, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Kims, Military, Minecraft, missile testing, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political strategy, Propaganda, provocations, sanctions, Server, south korea, Tension, Trash, trash balloons

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more trash balloons than north korea! kim’s sister is warning of ‘new counteraction’, but we’re too busy building epic castles and battling creepers to care! plus, our server is so lit, even kim jong un would want to join (if he knew how to play minecraft, that is). so come on over and let’s show north korea who the real minecraft masters are!

GazaCraft: UN Aid Pause

aid, aid work, aid workers, conflict zone, emergency response, food agency, gaza, GazaCraft, geopolitical issues, global affairs, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, pause, political tensions, relief efforts, security concerns, setback, UN, united nations, US pier

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so, like, this server is so lit that even the UN food agency had to pause their aid work cuz they were too scared of the epic battles happenin’ all over the place. like, seriously, there are so many mobs and players goin’ at it that they had to call a timeout.

join this server if you wanna be part of the action, fight off crazy mobs, and build the most insane bases you’ve ever seen. we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, the community here is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family. we have epic events like “build battles” where you can show off your creativity and win cool prizes.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join this server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

2 Hour Universe

bears, car melting, control reality, deep sleep, dog park, dream, dream control, dream interpretation, dream world, GRASS, hour, Lions, lucid dreaming, night, REM cycle, Sleep, subconscious, Sun, Tigers, Trees, Universe

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join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate dream world where everything is you! imagine being chased by lions, tigers, and bears in the dog park with your dog, but wait, why is that car melting? because YOU control everything in this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server!

build your own dream world, create your own adventures, and watch as the impossible becomes possible. who needs reality when you can live in a world where even cars can melt at your command?

so come on, join us and let your wildest dreams come true in this mind-bending minecraft server where YOU are the master of your own universe!

TasteBudBlockerCraft

bitter taste receptors, discovery, human physiology, medical breakthrough, research, scientists, sensory perception, taste blocker, taste buds, taste compounds, taste inhibitors, taste modulation, taste perception, taste science, taste sensation, taste sensitivity, taste testing, taste-nerve blocker, TasteBudBlockerCraft, temporary, Universal

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you can’t taste anything anymore. like, you could eat a whole stack of rotten flesh and it would taste like chocolate cake. it’s like a superpower, but for your taste buds.

imagine going into a pvp battle and your opponent tries to poison you with a suspicious stew, but you can’t taste it so you just keep on fighting like nothing happened. it’s like you’re invincible, but only in the taste department.

plus, all the mobs on this server have their own unique flavors. creepers taste like sour candy, zombies taste like moldy cheese, and skeletons taste like… well, bones. it’s a whole new culinary experience in the world of minecraft.

so come join us on this taste-blocking adventure and see just how deliciously chaotic things can get. trust us, you won’t regret it.

VtuberVortex Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assumptions, BIAS, Community, digital personalities, Entertainment, Fandom, gossip, hearsay, influence, judgement, Minecraft, Misinformation, online content, online streaming, Perception, Rumors, Server, social media, streaming platforms, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VtuberVortex

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Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures just because of some silly rumors? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to only spread rumors that make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter!

Join us on this wild ride where the only thing spreading faster than gossip is the creepers exploding in your face. Don’t let a little hearsay stop you from building the most epic castle or mining the rarest ores. Plus, who needs drama when you have an entire world to conquer with your trusty pickaxe?

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is boring gameplay and serious vibes. Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one outrageous rumor at a time!

Bocchi’s Trans Rights Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Allyship, Bocchi, Bocchis, Community, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, progress, RIGHTS, Server, social justice, solidarity, Support, Trans, trans rights, VISIBILITY

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about having a good time and supporting trans rights! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant rainbow statue in the shape of a unicorn farting glitter. And do you know what happened? The unicorn came to life and started dancing the Macarena! True story. So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet awesome people, and show your support for trans rights, come join us on our server! Bocchi says it’s the place to be!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

aita, behaviour, Bridesmaid, compliments, Confrontation, dream dress, EMBARRASSMENT, Feedback, Friends, Humiliation, maid of honour, NEGATIVE, Upset, wedding dress appointment, wedding planning, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Are you tired of boring wedding dress appointments with friends who can’t even muster up a compliment? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can try on virtual wedding dresses with your friends who will actually be supportive and not whisper behind your back.

Our server is filled with beautiful wedding dress options, from traditional to avant-garde, so you can find the dress of your dreams without any negative nancies ruining the experience. Plus, our virtual maid of honor and bridesmaids will be there to shower you with compliments and feedback, making sure you feel like the queen you are.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your special moments, join our Minecraft server today and experience the wedding dress try-on of a lifetime! Who needs friends when you have a supportive virtual community cheering you on every step of the way?

TrendKillerCraft

anti-trend movement, destroying trends, Digital Detox, online trends, platform culture, platform impact, platform influence, platform trends, social media, social media addiction, trend backlash, trend censorship, trend control, trend criticism, trend fatigue, trend manipulation, trend regulation, trend saturation, TrendKillerCraft, viral trends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! Our server is like no other, with custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally made of TNT and you have to run for your life before it blows up!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event every Friday night where players have to battle it out in a giant arena filled with baby zombies riding on top of giant spiders. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for the rest of the week!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CSTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Ally, Ambassador, armenia, Bucha, Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, CSTO, CSTOcraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international politics, Minecraft, Moscow, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Ukraine, Visit, War Crimes

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LOL OKAY SO LIKE, THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE, DUDE. WE GOT PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DANCING, AND ENDERMEN THROWING A RAVE EVERY NIGHT.

YOU WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID DUKE IT OUT IN EPIC WATER BATTLES.

ALSO, WE GOT A GIANT MUSHROOM FOREST WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS AND EAT MAGIC SHROOMS THAT MAKE YOU SEE UNICORNS.

OH YEAH, AND OUR PVP ARENA IS LIT, BRUH. FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND GOLDEN APPLES.

SO COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE WEIRD AND WACKY RULES AND WE NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. LET’S GET MINECRAFTY, Y’ALL!

CraftyUkrainianWarrior

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarrior, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, first time, international relations, long tail tag, Military, News, Report, russia, SECURITY, strike, Target, Tension, Ukraine, warplane

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so, like, ukraine is all like "yo russia, imma send a warplane to bomb yo a**" and russia is all like "oh no u didn’t" and then BOOM! warplane goes brrrr and hits russia. but, like, in our minecraft server, we got no warplanes, just epic battles and crazy adventures. join us for the most lit minecraft experience ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the netherworld. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! oh, and did we mention we have unlimited diamonds? yeah, you heard right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CosmicVoidCraft

astronomical, atoms, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic emptiness, cosmic mysteries, cosmic perspective, Cosmic Wonders, CosmicVoidCraft, emptiness, empty space, Infinite, Interstellar, Planets, quantum physics, scientific discovery, space exploration, Universe, vacuum, vast, Void

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yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is like, mostly empty space man! like, you got atoms and planets and the whole universe just chillin in this vast vacuum, like whoa dude.

we got pigs flying through the sky, creepers breakdancing in the streets, and villagers selling diamonds for dirt cheap prices.

come build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or just chill with your homies in a hot tub filled with lava.

join us on this wild ride through the cosmos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?).

so what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, craziest, most out-of-this-world minecraft server around!

ShrinkLaserChipCraft

advanced research., chip-integrated laser, compact lasers, cost-effective lasers, fiber-based lasers, innovation, laser development, laser technology, miniaturization, optical technology, photonics, portable lasers, scientific breakthrough, ShrinkLaserChipCraft, small chip, super laser, Swiss innovation, Swiss research, Swiss scientists, Technology, World First

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHRUNK a super laser onto a tiny chip JUST LIKE swiss scientists did! imagine having the power of a GIANT laser in the palm of your hand, ready to blast away any pesky creepers or griefers that come your way.

our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!

HeartAttack Craft: Where losing your diamonds is just the beginning! Java 1.20.2, No resets, griefing, Economy, Avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Avg, Beginning, Block logging, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Griefing, Hate Speech, HEARTATTACK, Inventory rollback, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, LOSING, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, No Griefing, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, Purpur, Reset, Resets, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Store, Technical, Virginia, wild command

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win Store	0% pay-to-win store (verify at here)
Established	October 2018
World Features	– Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here
Additional Features	– Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.

Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?

A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?

A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.

Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

body check, broil, dps healer, dps healing skills, dps mitigation, dress glam, FFXIV, funhouse, glare, healer main, healing difficulty, Mechanics, Minecraft, new dungeons, playtester, rezzing, Rotation, savage, SCHsissies, Server, sge, tank mitigations, Ultimate

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Join our Minecraft server where being a healer is like being the ultimate hero in a fantasy world! Tanks have insane self-healing abilities, DPS players have crazy buffs, and healers have to navigate through dungeons with their healing skills while also dealing damage like a boss.

We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.

But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.

So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	352	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	294
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	2720	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Void Gems Collected:	37
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?

Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?

Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?

Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

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Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3954	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crops Grown:	4971
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ores Mined:	839
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	112	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	3074
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5