Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9153 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a zombie chicken riding a pig. Need resources? We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to explore mysterious void shards and uncover ancient vault spots? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all – our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a pixel art of Steve using only dirt blocks. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Just watch out for those prankster villagers – they love to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.
