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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4418 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
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