Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Animals Bred: 55
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 146 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crops Grown: 4313

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Runes Activated: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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