Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Ores Mined: 6147 Divine Spears Created: 25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

    SocietySMP: WeirdNorms
    Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3294 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Emeralds Found: 1131
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3002 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 144 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Ores Mined: 8108
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5811 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Enchantments Applied: 267
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 607739 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 162 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Runes Activated: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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