Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Emeralds Found: 3678 Dragon Scales Harvested: 384

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 610729 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Gods Slained: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Potions Brewed: 46 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7861 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 8534
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Zombie Dances: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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