Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Void Armor Forged: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Dimension Hops: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8870 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 475
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Enchantments Applied: 135
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Buildings Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Crops Grown: 7963 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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