New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity
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Players: 90/800 Votes: 6526
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

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  • Classic Prison

    Classic Prison
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 5037
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Crops Grown: 5214 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information

    IP dnmc.net
    Port 19132
    Version Bedrock

    Features

    Activities & Progression

    • Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
    • Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
    • Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
    • Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
    • Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
    • So Much More: Check out the server to see more

    For more details

    Website: https://dnmc.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

    PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

    It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

    Q: Are there any special events in the server?

    A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

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  • Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

    Snowy Adventure 1.20.4
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8137
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Dimension Hops: 9
    Farms Harvested: 322 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

    But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

    So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

    Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7719
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

    But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

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  • MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

    MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1478
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

    Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

    CraftyHub – No Help Needed!
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1800
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

    Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

    So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4739
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

    SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9510
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

    Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

    Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 4482
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Towns Built: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

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  • Brat Archive 1.21.4

    Brat Archive 1.21.4
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4642
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Towns Built: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Ores Mined: 5277 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

    You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

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  • The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

    The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 848
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 76
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ores Mined: 6161 Towns Built: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

    Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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  • StepBroCraft

    StepBroCraft
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2258
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

    Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

    So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

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  • RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

    RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 9219
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 578682

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

    Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyWordAbuse

    CraftyWordAbuse
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 96
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 131
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Votes: 2461

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    “Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

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  • SparCraft Minecraft Server

    SparCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 568
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 133 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2793
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3909 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

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    lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

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