Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	81
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	504995	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1707

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Items Found:	8909	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!