Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3160	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	449
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6996	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mines Excavated:	2103	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2936	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DetentionDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!