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Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magic Items Found:	6986
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

factoid, fun fact, insignificant fact, Interesting fact, irrelevant fact, nugget of useless information, obscure fact, pointless information, random knowledge, tidbit of knowledge, Trivia, trivial fact, unimportant fact, useless data, useless fact, useless factoid, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbit, useless trivia, UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	121
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7