Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mines Excavated:	3843
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	3210	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Items Found:	7444	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3151
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2