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Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5083	Farms Harvested:	255
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6665	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	210448
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	140	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	1346
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Void Gems Collected:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	256
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	9359	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Void Gems Collected:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1638
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Enchantments Applied:	157	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	785154	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Potions Brewed:	61	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, mettle, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Secrets, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	95
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

What is this Minecraft server all about?

This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

How many realms are available to join?

There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

How can I join this Minecraft server?

To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!

Where can I find more information about this server?

You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	6406	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Players:	104/800	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2