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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2807 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 437 |
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
