Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

    Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP
    Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

    So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

    And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Dimension Hops: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Disco Code Minecraft Server

    Disco Code Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • S a l u t l e s a m i s M i n e c r a f t S M P

    S a l u t   l e s   a m i s   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 202

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ❤️ FREE donation / FREE ❤️ HypeGO ⭐️ Minecraft server

    ❤️ FREE donation / FREE ❤️ HypeGO ⭐️ Minecraft server
    We do not cheat on commands!Free donation /FREELowest prices https://shop.hypego.org/Big onlineHigh-quality build, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

    IP: hypego.orgPort: 19132

    Website: https://shop.hypego.org/

    VK group: https://vk.com/hypego_of

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server

    Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

    Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

    And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP

    Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blonde Thieves turned Bounty Hunters, laughter, and a heart of gold – it’s the Blushing Bird Edition!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.

    But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Embrace IQ Minecraft Server

    Embrace IQ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!

    So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Piggy Minecraft SMP Body

    Piggy Minecraft SMP Body
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Emeralds Found: 6903
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Loki-sama celebrating 30K subscribers by drinking beer and reading marshmallows? Look no further than our server! We’ve got original songs like “Playing Favourites” and “AposTASTY” that will make you question reality. Plus, we have covers of “Identity” that will blow your mind!

    Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.

    With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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