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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1296 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 746 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2604 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?
Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!
Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!