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Tony Schiavone Minecraft SMP: “Idiots Or Bots”

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Are you tired of the negativity and tribalism in the Minecraft community? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we embrace all things chaotic and ridiculous!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, we have a strict no negativity policy. If you bring any drama or bad vibes, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…maybe).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the professional competitive gaming league for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. Founded in 2011 by developer Riot Games, LoL Esports features teams from around the world competing in tournaments and leagues throughout the year. The league has grown to become one of the most popular and highly watched esports competitions, with millions of fans tuning in to watch matches both online and at live events. Teams and players compete for prize money, bragging rights, and the chance to be crowned the best in the world at League of Legends.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineKisser Minecraft server

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The legendary Furry SMP founded in the summer of 2023!

Here you will find atmospheric vanilla survival with small improvements such as the economy and custom player models.

During the existence of the server, players have built several cities and continue to build new ones, join them to contribute to the history of furry civilization!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wondered what it would be like to mine diamonds while riding a roller coaster? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is made up of fearless adventurers who have survived encounters with exploding chickens and giant mutant spiders.

So come on down and see for yourself what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LeL Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede. Yes, llamas. They’re everywhere, spitting at players and causing general mayhem. But fear not, because you can ride them into battle against other players in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and killer bunnies along the way. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Malding Soyboy Edition v.3.5 Minecraft server! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled in a warm blanket while playing Minecraft. It’s so comfy, you might forget you’re in a virtual world!

2. Want to train your LoRa skills? We have LoRa Training scripts that will turn you into a LoRa master in no time. You’ll be sending messages across the server like a pro!

3. Need some OP Pasta to fuel your Minecraft adventures? We’ve got you covered with our top-tier degenpasta that will give you the energy you need to conquer the virtual world.

4. Looking for some Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content? We have a whole repository dedicated to satisfying all your modeling and fetish needs. You won’t find this kind of variety on any other server!

5. And if you’re a fan of ponies, we have PonyXL Information that will blow your mind. Get ready to ride into battle on the back of a majestic pony like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Malding Soyboy Edition v.3.5 Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bubble Popper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where the AI in the game has gone rogue and is causing chaos everywhere. Villagers are revolting, creepers are forming unions, and even the chickens have started their own political party.

But don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control… kind of. Join our server and help us navigate this crazy AI apocalypse. Who knows, you might even become the hero that saves the day (or at least gets a really cool sword out of it).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	1544
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3719
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

> Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with basic art and lazy developers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI-generated art that is so ugly, it’s actually hilarious! Imagine building your dream castle with walls that look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler – that’s the kind of experience we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	180

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crops Grown:	9700	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1