Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
1. Our server is populated by unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Who wouldn’t want to see that?
2. We have a secret diamond mine that is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. They’ll lead you straight to the riches!
3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant water park where you can battle it out on water slides and bumper boats. It’s like a summer vacation and a fight club all in one!
4. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join new socialsbig tiddy edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!
