Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockPartySingle

    BlockPartySingle
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

    Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

    Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

    SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun
    so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

    you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

    plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

    come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crops Grown: 6916
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Star Shards Collected: 109 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9755

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Animals Bred: 49 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Mines Excavated: 4255 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ores Mined: 5409 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 438 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 New Chunks Explored: 848352
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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