Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

Adventure, bill, blocky, CHECK, Crafty, CREEPERS, customer service, dining out, Dinner, expensive, fine dining, Food, gratuity, Hospitality, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Pay, payment, Receipt, Restaurant, service charge, tip, Treat, Upscale

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3834
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	161
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	30
Buildings Constructed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Love Letters Sent:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	3029
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ores Mined:	3251	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	286	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	151	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	127799
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Votes:	6651	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5863
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	138

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7929	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

absentee father, Accountability, Boundaries, BroBroGoneWild, brother issues, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Distance, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Honesty, Interference, judgment, lack of control, marriage problems, Minecraft, newborn baby, relationship advice, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

HummBlockerCraft

Apology, classical music, concert behavior, concert etiquette, Confrontation, Date night, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, front row seats, Frustration, holiday music, HummBlockerCraft, humming, Live Music, music etiquette, patience, refund, singing, staff escalation, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2031
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

Crafty20sRedo

building resilience, career development, Crafty20sRedo, Decision making, education, embracing change, exploring passions, Financial Planning, finding purpose, goal-setting, learning from mistakes, life choices, personal growth, redo early 20s, relationships, seeking mentorship, seizing opportunities, self improvement, self reflection, Taking Risks, Time management

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6272
Mines Excavated:	2407	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to your early 20s? Well, now you can… in Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to relive your youth and make all the questionable decisions you wish you had made back then.

Forget responsibilities and bills, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or starting a llama racing league. Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day and party all night in our virtual world?

So come join us and let’s turn back the clock to a time when the only thing that mattered was how many creepers you could blow up in a day. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it… probably.

Brainy Biomarker Craft

Aging population, alzheimer’s, biomarker, biomarker development, Blood Test, blood-based biomarker, brain changes, brain health, Brainy, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Craft, dementia, early detection, early diagnosis, medical science, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research, study

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures ever!!! our server is like a magical land where you can mine diamonds with a spoon and ride on flying pigs!!!

we have a secret potion that gives you the power to speak to chickens and make them do your bidding!!!

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies!!!

we even have a special quest where you can find a blood-based biomarker that will help you detect brain changes and become the smartest player on the server!!!

so what are you waiting for??? join now and let the craziness begin!!!