Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant rainbow-colored chickens, mining for diamonds in a disco-themed cave, and riding on flying pigs to get around the map.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a cactus.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Void Gems Collected: 36
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 13
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 232 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 935109 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Star Shards Collected: 72
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Emeralds Found: 5649
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 145
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

    CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD
    Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

    So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9533 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition

    Proof of Herobrine’s Existence: LOLZ Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the hackers are in on the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Have you ever been zlined from an IRC and told to go away? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! We’ve got 120 IQ+ players who can crack any code and decipher any message.

    Join us and see for yourself – our community is filled with genius minds and hilarious antics. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unbelievable. Say something to our friends, if you dare!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

    YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

    Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

    But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

    Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/

    Pixel Love Shack: Where You and Bae Can Mine and Chill /v/
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build epic bases with your significant other? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for couples who love to game together!

    Join us for romantic sunset strolls through our pixelated landscapes, monster slaying date nights, and treasure hunting adventures that will bring you closer together.

    But beware, there’s a rumor that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you’re about to say “I love you”. So be sure to always keep your diamond swords at the ready!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will ignite the flames of passion in your relationship, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find diamonds in more ways than one 😉.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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