Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

Adventure, better game, blocks, Builds, collide, Crafty, CREEPERS, deserve, emotional, emotional pain, Epic, Exes, Grief, Heartache, her.., hilarious, Join, laughs, long trail tag, longing, Loss, love, Memories, miss, missing someone, Nostalgia, regret, Reminiscing, Sadness, sorrow, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	9217	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	777
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9691
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	905025	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crops Grown:	8949	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	526	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	188	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8394

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2328	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Void Armor Forged:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.