Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mines Excavated:	4770

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7080	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5505
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Potions Brewed:	76	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	30

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ores Mined:	3254	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	1493
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	527
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	54	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	910	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	833	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.