Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Votes:	4549
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8449	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Votes:	312
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	58
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	1967	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	5318
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Towns Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Crops Grown:	7645	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	660547	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	61
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Buildings Constructed:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	7135	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!