Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

Advertised Prices, Asian culture, Asian Massage, Boundaries, Breach the Subject, Communication, consent, convenience, Crafty, creeper, funny business, inquiries, jacked off, Loss, MASSAGE, Massage Parlors, meets, Minecraft, Offending, PARLOR, Perverts, Professionalism, Questionable, Regular Massage, Relaxation, Respect, social etiquette, Tips, Tug Shack

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Enchantments Applied:	281	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crops Grown:	4721	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1592

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6324	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crops Grown:	3731	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Enchantments Applied:	149	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	9379
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Animals Bred:	119
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2428
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Star Shards Collected:	231
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.