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Players: 109/500 Votes: 3451
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Love Letters Sent: 11
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

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  • EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.1

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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6720
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Star Shards Collected: 223
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have you heard about this Minecraft server with a bunch of crazy characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

    Join this server for a wild ride with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time and build epic stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Fuura Yuri (RIP). These guys are the life of the party, always up for an adventure and ready to make you laugh until you cry.

    But wait, there’s more! Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and Ember Amane are here to bring the heat and keep things spicy. You never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and hang out with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina. It’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko. These guys are the real MVPs, always ready to lend a hand and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

    But wait, there’s more! Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, and Muu Muyu are here to keep the party going and the good times rolling. It’s like a non-stop carnival of fun and excitement, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come hang out with Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, and Kokoromo Memory. It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you won’t want to miss a single minute of the action.

    Join this Minecraft server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

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  • DinnerCraft: CancelledPlansGrief

    DinnerCraft: CancelledPlansGrief
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3559
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4866 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your partner’s party antics? Look no further! Our server is filled with rowdy players who love to push the limits just like your partner’s friend group. From drugs to binge drinking (in-game, of course), our community knows how to have a good time.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Plus, we have peer pressure events where you can test your limits and see if you can resist the urge to join in on the fun.

    So come on over and join us for a night of unforgettable moments and questionable decisions. Just like your partner, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. See you there!

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  • LottoLuck Minecraft SMP

    LottoLuck Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5036
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Chimeras Created: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 263 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest shenanigans happening all the time! Like one time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens in the spawn area and chaos ensued. But don’t worry, we cleaned it up by building a giant chicken statue to honor our feathered friends.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who is basically the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva, but we love him anyways.

    But the best part is, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. So if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge, come join us and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!

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  • NostalgicNookMC

    NostalgicNookMC
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7490
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that obscure show you watched as a kid that no one else seems to remember? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like stumbling upon a hidden gem from your childhood that no one else knows about!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold bars as they go. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a friendly Ender Dragon swoops in to give you a piggyback ride around the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Burping Cows” mini-game, where you have to race against a herd of belching bovines to see who can reach the finish line first. And if you win, you get a prize even more valuable than diamonds: bragging rights for being the burping cow champion!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the nostalgia flows as freely as the lava in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

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  • TinyTots Tumor Takedown

    TinyTots Tumor Takedown
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9862
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 209 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy things happening, like, we have a secret lab where we study, like, pediatric cancer and stuff. but get this, the lab is run by, like, mutant turtles who are also doctors. they wear little lab coats and everything, it’s wild.

    and, like, the best part is that the kids with cancer get to play Minecraft with the turtles while they’re getting treatment. it’s, like, therapy and gaming all in one. and, like, the turtles are super smart, they know all about T cells and inflammation and mutation rates. they’re, like, the best doctors ever.

    so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and help advance precision immunotherapy for kids with cancer, you gotta join this server. plus, you get to hang out with mutant turtles in lab coats, how cool is that?

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  • ShipwreckMC

    ShipwreckMC
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9932
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Dimension Hops: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    ShipwreckMC is a dynamic Minecraft server network offering an array of exciting gamemodes, including Survival, Skyblock, Prison, and Factions. Dive into endless possibilities, from building massive creations and farming riches to competing in epic battles and mastering the economy. Our vibrant, welcoming community is the heart of our network, and we’re always evolving to bring you the best experience. Join us today, leave your mark on the seas, and help shape the future of ShipwreckMC!

    play.shipwreckmc.com

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  • RulerCraft

    RulerCraft
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4431
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

    Feature Description
    Earth Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
    Towny Can start your own towns and nations or join another town or nation.
    Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
    Economy Dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships.
    Perks Custom system with 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
    Senate Players vote on new features, promotions, ban appeals, and more.
    Good Community Toxic behavior and drama not tolerated.
    Righteous Staff Staff chosen by players and follow guidelines.
    Optional PvP Choose to turn on PvP or not.
    SiegeWar & Custom War System Combining SiegeWar with custom war system for warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships Nations can fight for production sites that grant money.
    Dungeons Custom dungeons and challenging bosses for EXP and loot.
    Java & Bedrock Support Play on any device.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join RulerCraft?

    You can join by using the IP address: play.rulercraft.com or the port 25565 for Bedrock.

    2. Can I start my own town or nation?

    Yes, you can start your own town or nation in RulerCraft.

    3. Are there custom perks available?

    Yes, there are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from based on your choices.

    4. Is PvP optional in RulerCraft?

    Yes, you can choose to turn on PvP or not.

    5. How do I vote on new features or promotions?

    Players can participate in the Senate system to vote on new features, promotions, and more.

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  • Vivid Visions 1.20.1

    Vivid Visions 1.20.1
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 8508
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Villages Defended: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe the level of epicness that goes down in there.

    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime.

    Trust me, once you step foot into this server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

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  • VibeCheckMC Server

    VibeCheckMC Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2881
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 178
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

    Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 627
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

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  • TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

    TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8270
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dimension Hops: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

    but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

    if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

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  • BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

    BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3890
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Emeralds Found: 601
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Enchantments Applied: 277
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

    but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

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  • TFMC

    TFMC
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 8935
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

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    TFMC Server Overview

    Server TFMC Realm
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
    Season 3 Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

    Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

    Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

    Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

    A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

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  • Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

    Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6288
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

    And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

    But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

    So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

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