Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Isis’ Epic Selfie Fail

Africa, Ambush, Chronicles, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, Epic, extremism, Fail, Filingue, Insurgency, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, Khilafah Soldiers, Military, Murtadd Army, Niger, Patrol, photo report, SECURITY, selfie, Terrorism, Tillaberi Region, violence, WARFARE, Western Niger

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience epic battles like the Ambush by the Khilafah Soldiers on a Patrol of the Murtadd Army of Niger near the Town of Filingue in the Tillaberi Region, Western Niger!

Join us and witness the chaos as players strategize and fight for dominance in a virtual world filled with surprises at every turn. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Will you be the hero or the villain?

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Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Votes:	8787	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	397602
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	1641	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Crops Grown:	7172	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Crops Grown:	1505
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ores Mined:	600
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	9882	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	140
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ores Mined:	1987
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Void Gems Collected:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4582
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Items Found:	4814
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Votes:	4317
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Star Shards Collected:	150
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.